Monday, May 19, 2008

10 "Truths" about ME!

So I guess I have been tagged, which means I am suppose to post ten things you probably don’t know about me. So here is what made the list:

1. I eat seafood everyday, usually lathered in mushrooms.
2. I Loooove sushi.
3. I live by the phrase, “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”
4. I have my long fingernails painted bright colors weekly.
5. I make a six figure income.
6. I was voted MVP for the softball and golf teams.
7. I am fascinated with spiders and bugs.
8. I dislike outdoor activities, but thrive on huge dance parties.
9. I don’t have a passport, and don’t really plan on getting one anytime soon.
10. I am very conservative & like to stick to my comfort zone rather than thrill seeking activities.


Hahahahahahahahahahaha…if you are the least bit familiar with me you would know that that isn’t exactly spot on.

Here’s the reality of things:

1. I hate seafood. And…mushrooms? Aren’t those poisonous?
2. I hate sushi. Raw meat? Yuck!
3. Let’s be honest, I’m kind of a cynical/sarcastic person. But deep down, kindhearted…sometimes.
4. If I can see the white on my fingernails, they’re too long. And the feel of fingernail polish annoys me.
5. Yeah, if you convert it to pesos! I’m a college student; therefore, I’m poor.
6. Softball and Golf aren’t exactly my strong points; I can pull off most sports, but when I am handed a bat or club I suddenly turn into Adrea (my sister) and lose all hand-eye coordination.
7. I suffer from arachnophobia…thanks to my mom.
8. I thrive on outdoor activities. The activities, the gear, the atmosphere, I love it all, and I’m always looking for opportunities to get out there and try something new. I don’t dance. And I’m not a big party person. I would much rather hang out with five or six close friends playing games and just enjoying life.
9. I love to travel and will have actually spent 6 months out of the country in 2008. I actually was in three countries on my birthday…just a random crazy fact.
10. This one is partly true. I am a conservative person and like my comfort zones to an extent, but I’m kind of a thrill seeker. I love the rush of bungee jumping, sky diving, and extreme sports. It drives my mom crazy, but I can’t stay away.

7 comments:

Stefanie Elyse said...

Ashley I am CRACKING UP! That was hilarious. I knew the first one about seafood was false, but I was like, maybe this is a new thing? Then each one got crazier. You're funny. Will you tell your brother in law I enjoyed his daily/hourly journal (you read to me once upon the time in the van)? Thanks. Youre a real pal.

brie said...

Shae, this made me laugh, because as I was reading the first part, I was thinking, that doesn't sound like Shae at all! Who is this imposter??

Alison Spencer said...

Ashley,

I think you might be funny. I'm not sure though. I'll let you when I decide. Mostly though, I was reading that thing thinking...what a shocker it's NOT that we happen to get along so well. :)

Adrea said...

HEY! I have an issue with number 6 on you list. RUDE!!! I am not the most uncoordinated! I just can't do sports, but I could ballroom dance you into the ground. So who's the most uncoordinated now?

Brian & Mindy said...

Shae---I know their was a reason why I tagged you. Very Entertaining!!

Harmony said...

that is a riot! I couldn't have described you any better!

JB Hellstrom said...

What's even funnier is you (we) got paid to put this little list together!!! haha This is pretty hilarious tho, I chuckle just reading it. Fun times!